Thankfully there were no special orders being picked-up today and if any of the customers mentioned her opening late, she would give them anything the... wanted free of charge.Pulling into the drive of her little bungalow cottage, she jumped out of the car and ran to her door. While she was unlocking the door she noticed a large manila envelope leaning against the door. Picking it up, she stuffed it under her arm as she opened the door and went inside.Crossing over to the counter in the kitchen. I now know why she asks for the kind of money that she took from me. If this is any indication of how good she really is then I got Mandy for a bargain.I told that I wanted to see her do a cheerleader split for me. So, she came off my cock and she stood up. Her legs slowly started to spread and slowly inched down to the floor. Finally her legs were parallel with the floor she smiled at me and turned her upper torso away from me and pushed it to the floor. Her flexibility was incredible. Now,. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout:“Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!”A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks graciously accept him, fed him dinner, even fixed his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you.. Sheriff Silas Gillespy was suitably pleased with the report and gratified at the result of the patrol. "Congratulations, John, that nose croppin' is a bully idee! It marks the bastards so nobody can mistake who done the deed. Yessir, a bully idee!" Thanks, Silas. When do ya want us ta make our next round?" Take a couple of days off ta let the boys have a little toot. Ya know? Drink some beer and visit the girls down at the Long Horn. Then make another loop, pretty much same as the first time.".