THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my ...riend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis.Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and. The sun rose higher and it got warmer in our little field, I could see the girls' skin shining with sweat. My cock showed the first signs of returning to action. Gina noticed it and asked me, “Ready for some more fun my darling ?. Want to fuck in the sun with your two sex crazed beauties ?”. A twitch of my cock made their eyes open wider and then they smiled. I replied, “I will always want to fuck you my darling, and Valerie will be right there with us too, screaming through yet another orgasm.. If he takes histime it can hurt a lot less. Unfortunately your husband is usually notthinking of you at all at that moment. He thrusts and thrusts urgently andforcefully and that does hurt. The good part is that the pain lessens astime goes on and other feelings can help override the pain after a shortwhile. If not it might take even as much as a week for you to feel no painwhen having intercourse. Foreplay makes the experience far more enjoyableand can be as satisfying for you as it is for. Maybe a little disappointed, because I’d really like to have sex with you, but I understand if that’s just not what you want.”I still just sat there.“Well, would you?”I found myself slowly nodding yes. It didn’t think about doing it, my brain was still frozen. I just knew I wanted to have sex with her.Mom reached out and took my head in her hands, drawing me into her. She started to kiss me, with tongue. I responded, and we fell back onto bed necking hungrily.JENNIFER’S STORYMy God, was Chris a.