. I met my latest boyfriend on September 3rd at a local swimming pool. I often go there on a Saturday but hadn't seen this boy before. I guess it was ... purely physical attraction from the start because I noticed the bulge inside his swimming trunks first, and then his chest and legs. The fact that he was quite ordinary looking didn't seem to matter and when came across and chatted and asked me out that evening I was really happy. I went home that afternoon already in a state of wet sexual. You can carry on listenin' when Candice brings someone back, or you can go buy some earplugs, or you can pack and leave. You choose that, I'll give you back half your fuckin' security deposit, which is dam' generous of me. You choose to stay, you can shut the fuck up, and in the meantime you can go look for somewhere to live next year. I don't want you in my fuckin' house any more. And if you give Candice any shit at all I'll throw your ass out on the street and you can take me to court. I'd. We fuck her that way for a few minutes. Gary grab some lube off the coffee table and pour it on her ass and pussy she could feel the heat growing on her bare exposed asshole,I pull the chair up close, sat down and spread my legs wide, than pull her up on me so her tits were resting on my cock ,I put my cock in her mouth, Gary by now was putting lube on his cock ,awith one hand on her hip he poke his finger into her ass, she was moaning and pushing her hips back against his finger taking him. ”The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said, “We really are lost. They don’t even speak English here!”A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.“How are we faring?” asks the king.“Sire,” replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west.”“What?!” shrieks the king. “I don’t have any enemies to the west!”“Oh,” says the knight. “Well, you do now.”Why did ISIS blow up a.