. A nice, sexy, warm feeling against my crotch that was only provoking my morning wood to grind against it’s source harder !As I opened my eyes, par...ly disappointed for having woken up… I wasn’t sure what to feel anymore as I saw there was a girl lying asleep next to me with her back facing me against whose thighs I had been grinding for the past minute or two now. As I tried to re-call my memory of how this happened, wondering if I was out of my fucking mind and this was a dream…Even as I. Many other students felt the same. "God, if I washis girlfriend I’d run to the other side of the world,I don’t care how hot he looks in a Quidditchuniform." Said Marta Kramer, seventh yearRavenclaw."I don’t know what I’d do if I lost my brother orsister, but if I were Ron Weasley, I do know I’dhate Harry Potter. He’s the reason Death Eaterswere there in the first place. He’s the reasoneveryone keeps dying." Said Millicent Bulstrode,a sixth year Slytherin.Harry threw down the paper in disgust,. .. The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.“Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot & sexy looking female passenger on board, who looks sad & quite frightened. The man sitting beside her is a fat old slob, who looks like a lech, very sullen, mean, and dangerous!”The captain responds... , “Patricia, I’ve told you this before. This is Air Force One...”This one is compliments of ukdave‎An. My name is Jayne. I’m 25, tall, svelte, drop-dead gorgeous with a face like an angel. I used to be male – there I’ve said it – and grew up in Annaheim (next-door to Disneyland, such an irony). My asshole of a father deserted us when I was five and, as my mother was stark raving mad, my sister Katherine took over the job of raising me.It’s only a dim memory, lost in the mists of time, but K decided I was too frail and pretty to be a boy. She let my curly blonde locks grow down to my shoulders.