She turned to one side and I squeezed by her.Suddenly with a wild cry Sylvia launched herself at me like some crazy pro linebacker, hitting me in the ...ack and driving me violently to the floor. I felt like I was being smothered as she straddled me and turned to face my feet with her enormous buttocks resting squarely on my head. As I began to cry out in fear I felt a sudden sharp pain in my right butt cheek. Almost immediately a wave of dizziness came over me and I realized that she had. Unfortunately, I was scheduled to work a busy and stressful shift, so we couldn't make our way down town until later. Since it was already late, I had a lot of catching up to do, considering it was the first night I was actually legal. Of course, the pace I was keeping caught up to me and I couldn't make it home on my own. One of my co-workers, Lexi, played the role of the caregiver and brought me back to her place to spend the night. The next morning, I woke up cuddled up beside her in bed.. And he loves somebody else, you just can’t win.”I smiled at Zupena as she sang the opening lines, and then joined in with her on:“And so it goes, ‘till the day you die.This thing they call love, it’s gonna make you cry.”I wasn’t surprised that my other bandmates, including Lynette, then harmonized along with us:“I’ve had the blues, the reds and the pinks.One thing for sure... LOVE STINKS!““Zupena, you’re accent goes away when you sing,” Lisa excitedly said from across in the love seat.“You have. ." he said bringing his fingernailsin front of his face. Dylan stared at his dainty fingers, each one nowadorned with long pink acrylic nails. "This isn't real!" he sobbed ashe looked down at his feet, shocked to see the same pink glaze acrosseach toe. "You have to help Vicky! Please!" he said rushing forward andembracing her.Vicky smiled down at the blonde girl in front of her. "There thereDenise," she said stroking the young woman's head. "Momma's here foryou."Denise shook her head violently.