Wife told her that we had a great sex life, I actually wanted sex most night and mornings. (my ex and I divorced when she refused to have c***dren, an... wasted a lot the Co money on designer items, so I divorced her). My ex said she would ask for details and many times this other couples friend couple were there, and that wife had no sex due to her husbands weight issues and health. So hearing of this gave them some sexual knowledge. Our friend and his wife as sweet people that I love dearly.. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.13. Question: What’s an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.16. Question: Why do men find. I HAVE SHOWERED SHAVED AND DOUCHED SO THAT EVERYTHING MAY BE CLEAN FRESH AND READY TO BE VIOLATED. BECAUSE KNOWING MY LOVER LIKE I DO. HE WILL VIOLATE EVERY HOLE COMPLETELY AND LEAVE NOTHING TO THE IMAGINATION. I WILL BE HIS SLAVE TONIGHT AND HE WILL DO WHATEVER HE HAS IN MIND AND I KNOW THAT I WILL LOVE IT. IM SITTING DOWN STAIRS IN A PLAID GIRL SCHOOL OUTFIT WITH G STRING PANTIES KNEE SOCKS AND MY SADDLE SHOES ALL POLISHED. MY HAIR IN PIG TAILS. NO MAKE UP BUT MADE SURE MY NAILS WERE POLISHED. I check iCloud, and low and behold, it shows her to be at her friends house. I leave right then and her car was blatantly parked in front. Again resisted the urge to do something stupid. I left a post it note on her car saying "we need to talk, NOW!" and left for home. I called her as soon as I got home telling her I cut golf short and am home. Could sense surprise in her voice. 15 minutes later she sheepishly walked into our kitchen. That told me everything I needed to know. She tried to.