" Do you still have it!?" Yep." What do you want in return?" Just to use her myself every once in awhile." Wait, wait, wait, how would this even work?...I mean my dad, and Amelia." Your dad is gone most of the time on business trips, more often than not especially over the last couple of years he's been taking Amelia with him as a sort of vacation for her, and there's that massive lake house your mom left you, and the millions in your trust you now have access to being eighteen and all." My God. Sounds normal enough, right? Well here's what my wife walked into...There I was in a dress, lying on my back, panties around one ankle, legs in the air, pumping a big fat dildo in and out of my ass yelling, "Fuck me. Oh gods yes, fuck my tight asshole!” while staring at the screen beside me on which a woman was fucking a man with a huge dildo and jerking him off at the same time...Her scream of "WHAT THE FUCK?!" was the first inkling I had that I was no longer alone. I swear if I had any heart. I didnt realize i was shouting and slightly mortified i sat down again. "your speech about commitment is heart warming, you know" she continued to say "but you forgot one small thing. Your first commitment was with me. What about it?" "alright, it was. But once you married, it became pointless. Everything became pointless." I married because you wouldn't marry me. I implored you a thousand times but you wouldn't. What was the point in that ?" "the point was we couldn't marry" "why" I looked. The ultimate thrill and adrenaline rush. Classes starting soon. Contact blah blah blah..."I couldn't phone quick enough and I was soon registered as a trainee and eagerly anticipating the beginning of my life-changing activity.When I told the dragon what I had done her scornful laugh cut me to the quick and when she went on to point out the danger involved to an elderly codger like me I began to have second thoughts. Unfortunately I had given the bloke on the phone my credit card details and a.