The next day Tom and I sorted some holiday photos and we needed one photo of us to put on our profile, I made Tom put on his suit and I dressed in a n...ce black dress not too revelling although it did show off my long sexy legs, we took about six photos some to sexy to publish the rules did say no nude and no underwear shots this is a discreet club and not a site for voyeurs shame I looked so good in my underwear, we downloaded about six photos of us as a couple and then individually ones to put. We are planning something for your birthday." Angela, my wife, was talking about John Garfield, my best friend. "What do you want for for your birthday?" Angela asked me as she was getting ready to go to her office. My birthday was just two days away."I would like nothing better than a divorce." I spoke as I adjusted my tie, "As per prenuptial you will have to walk away with what you brought into this marriage - nothing."She looked at my reflection in the mirror and found no smile floating on. He was still a juvenile, and they didn't have much evidence that he'd broken into that store. Artie laughed at the cops disgust as he realized this too. Another cop walked in, putting something down on the desk, in front of the fat cop. "Here's a few things that were found with that missing girl. Wanna put them where they belong?" "Sure" The fat cop muttered, staring at the computer screen. Artie glanced at the cop, then down at the stuff on the table. It was just some smelly, dirty clothes,. I was not happy with the theme at all, and worse still, he got my mother and i costumes that were much too small. I was a cow, wearing a one piece swimsuit with a cow pattern that squished my tits together uncomfortably like those push-up bras from the Renaissance. In the middle was a cut out that showed off my mid-rift and over the area where my pubic hair would be if i didn't shave it all were four pink hard-plastic udders. My back was mostly bare except for the cow-print bottoms, below which.