Once I had finished cooler her to normal, I felt tiny spikes where her nerves and brain tissue had been scorched a bit, and started to gently massage ...hose into being more like how they used to be.Before the fuckery.Tycho let out a slow, happy sigh. She opened her eyes and smiled up at me. “Thanks, Pirate,” she said, then cupped my cheek with one hand. Remembering the conversation I had had with my girlfriend, about how she totally wanted me to bang another girl while she watched and perved, I. ‘Mom talks about wanting to fuck you all the time–at least after she’s had a few glasses of wine herself,’ Kerri intoned as she lifted the glass to Joe in a toast. ‘Now I know your joking. Your mom is happily married, she’d never want to risk losing Hal,’ Joe offered, secretly hoping that Kerri wasn’t joking. ‘I don’t think she’s that happy–she’s always bitching at me. I think she’s caught Hal peeping in on me when I take showers.’ ‘Kerri, I’ve met your step-dad, and trust me–he’s not that. I'll provide an automobile, give you a credit card to cover your expenses, and pay you $75,000 a year. I might even work out some sort of arrangement for quarterly financial incentives as I see the sales volume grow. How does that sound to you?"I sometimes fail to control my quirky sense of humor, and in this case I responded, "How does it sound to me? Hum a few more bars. I think I'm beginning to like that tune."I wasn't sure he understood my attempt at humor so I quickly added, "I am. I dated some while at Michigan, but we never talked about it. I’d necked some, but had never gone all the way with any of my dates because, believe it or not I was staying true to Tammy and I believed that she was staying true to me.Finally, in our senior year, my horniness got to me. I’d watched others hook up and have fun, break up and move on to others and have fun while I held it all in and waited for Tammy. The next time I saw Tammy I told her it was time to shit or get off the pot.We were.