" Cupid grumbled as his alarm clock buzzed far too early forhis liking. "Why do all the new couples have to meet so early in thebloody morning?"He fl...pped out of bed, donned his wings and shuffled into his kitchen.His first appointment was in 3 minutes, which was plenty of time for aguy who could transport himself anywhere instantly. He opened hisfridge and took out the last bottle of wine."Shiiiit." Cupid's head was pounding from the previous night's partying.He opened the wine and downed. ‘No’ she replied sheepishly, and he then walked over to her and around her….‘Next time the skirts higher and the top is either tighter or lower, got me?’ ‘Yes’ she said. She picked up the parcels and went to leave when Mike called her back. ‘You forgot to take a sample’ he said, ‘So as a punishment you take 2 spoons’. She duly obliged and went about her deliveries. What she didn’t realise was that her body was already. ..what's his name, this barman was his complete opposite. "Whatever's on tap....and some information." she said placing a $50 on the counter. "I'm listening." the Barman said filling a frosted mug with Coors."I'm looking for a guy, goes by the name of George McCreary. You see him lately?" "Yeah as a matter of fact he was here a few days ago looking on Big Miss." "Where can I find her?" Elisa asked. "She's the blonde at the end of the bar." he said with a jerk of his thumb. Elisa followed his. I said how, he said your wife Priya… “I bet she will have sex with me” i almost felt like laughing, but i just told Mr Patel “Sir i think you had a little too much, let’s call it a night”. He said “No, Arjun i can prove it”. To humor him i just asked how. He turned to me said “Just a little bit of alcohol and then what matters to her will be sex and only sex”. I said he stood no chance, i mean Priya was a pretty good looking woman and Mr Patel wouldn’t have looked half decent in his young.