A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q. How is dew formed?A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.Q. What guarantees may a mortga...e company insist on?A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.Q. What are steroids?A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope).Q. What happens. Khair fir humne lunch khatam kiya aur use ghar drop kar k apne ghar chale gaya. Us raat mujhe fir se josh chadhne laga to maine rashmi ko call kiya aur baato baato me use v sex k liye convince krna start kiya sayad wo v mood me thi aur jaldi hi jose me aa gayi aur phone sex start hua.Nxt morning jb hum mile to dono ne ek dusre se baat nhi ki bas office pahuche aur kaam kiya saam ko jb dono wapas aa rahe the to maine use coffee offer ki aur tb baat start hui aur fir maine himmat kr k use propose. Dad was riding her from back, perhaps fucking her ass. There was a feeling of pain and pleasure on her face.I could not bear with the scene any more, left the curtain and window, came to my bed and masturbated almost 3 times before going to sleep amidst exotic sounds in adjoining room. Next morning, his room was still locked from inside when I left for school.Life was going on great when one evening, Dad rang me up to tell that my grand-mother in India was sick and that he could not visit her. Ab tu mera khel dekh.Me chance khoj raha tha unko akele milne ka aur ese me Sandy ne meri madat ki. Rita mosi ko beauty parlour jana tha. To sath me koi unke jane bala chahiye jo gadi me unhe le jaye. Sandy mom kisiko dhund hi rahi thi ke Sandy ne kaha ke Ashu he na bo lejaega mosiji ko parlour aur usne mere ko ankh Mardi. Me faren taiyar ho gaya, Mene aunty ko kaha ke me mosi ko lekar ja raha hu ap chinta mat kijiye. Fir me Sandy ke pas gaya aur us se car ki chabi mangi to usne kaha ke tu.