"Wait, please Jaqui, I'm very thirsty, let me order some tea first." Phil raised his arm and signaled to their waitress. Jaqui's blood froze in her ve...ns. The seam under Phil's sleeve had been repaired, just like the seam on one of Jack's suits, one that looked just like the suit Phil was wearing."Okay, Jaqui, what's so important?" Phil asked"Just that I want you to know how much I enjoy our lunches. Nothing more." Jaqui said. 'Wait until I get home tonight and see Carol, she must be having an. "Yes, what?" I asked with clenched teeth. "Say it!" Yes, I want to become your male/wife," the broken man sobbed.Then I drew him to my bosom and gave him a warm, reassuring hug. I smiled to myself as my tearful hubby collapsed in my arms and whimpered and wept and promised to be good. It satisfied a deep yearning in me -- a maternal yearning. You see, Billy can't give me children. I knew that when I married him. Still I have maternal instincts. I long to mother and love someone who really needs. I smiled brightly andsaid, “It’s a great idea. Let’s do it.”*****Mom moved in when her home sold a few weeks later.Bianca acted thrilled since now her dreams to go to theout of state university, she wanted to badly, would bemet. I guess I would still dream about a threesome withPolly and Bianca. Sometimes I can be such a noodle head.You probably already figured out what happened. Yup, I got my threesome, but with Polly and Sarah. Truthis that it turned out to be. For once in my life, I forgot about Joshua Brennan's batting average for a few minutes and concentrated on helping the Orioles win ball games.I was hitting -- a little -- and knocking in a run here and there. The horrific slump seemed to have gone away. I was making a contribution.But with three games left in the season, I looked back at the past week and realized that I wasn't going to make folks forget about Ted Williams.I'd been hitting around .265 for the month of September, and of course.