He seemed in no hurry to leave, and just meandered off, cropping a mouthful of grass here and there and stopping at the trough for a drink."Penny," I ...aid seriously, "are you sure your mom would appreciate us meddling in her love life? I mean, matchmaking's not exactly my specialty, you know."Penny smiled a little Mona Lisa smile and looked up at me from under a wave of her gleaming platinum hair, "No, but sex is! You did pretty good with me that night, anyway."I tried to give her a stern look,. Sandy giggled. “From what I hear the thinking is a bit late love,” he said.“Ah, many a true word...”I was just sipping my coffee when a voice called out.“Ooo, look what I’ve found!”And a moment later I was surrounded by two young mums and pushchairs. And a pair of hands covered my eyes.“Guess who?”“Hello Ruth, I can tell you apart now, Hello Louise. How are my favourite girls and their lovely little ones.”Ruth gathered her bosom between her hands.“Not so much of the little, and we hear that. ..getting a massage..... yeah I am.....at this new massage center in San Diego. It's really great. I can't tell you how much I needed it....mmmmmm....yeah it's good. A total stress reliever.....ok you got to go?....ok bye..love you too honey...be safe.” Violet hangs up. She playfully punches me in the arm. "What the fuck is your problem? My husband heard me moaning cause of you!” I laugh as we start to pick up the pace again. "Sorry I couldn't help myself." Violet quickly gets over it. How would she know you just masturbated to her parents?' I thought, while viewing her giggling and pulling her green top down slightly. "I guess this is my blonde moment for the day," I whimpered. She checked on my entire body, from the brown hair atop my head down to my skinny legs. "Oh, is my stiff friend back now?" I nodded again. "I'm sorry, I thought it'd be funny if I yelled like that. I know you are a guy, so you gotta jack it at least a couple times a day. I saw you with your wood out.