California sure did things strangely. He handed them back to the woman and waved her through.Back at Blair House, Colonel Smythe was gratefully sippin... on a Bloody Mary and trying to remember what happened the night before. And where the sexy young woman sitting on his knee had come from.“I think someone slipped something into my drinks yesterday,” the colonel said. “I just don’t remember what I did.”“Oh dear,” Kitty said as she snuggled up to him. “Should we take you to the hospital and ask. "What the hell are you still doing here boy? You wait too long and you won't make it to Montana." His raspy voice still carried the authority from years in uniform. A small coughing spell robbed him of air for a moment. When he had settled down he continued."Bubba, you need to get out of town. I don't know how bad things is gonna get, but it ain't gonna be pretty. I had some guys head east the other day to take a look around, and from what they tell me the shit's about to hit the fan. Deputy. Main aur meri behen wwe dekh rehe the phir usme edge or lita ki shaadi dikhai gyi or un dono ka bed scene bhi tbhi main channel change krne utha toh meri behen boli rehne do kaun sa mummy papa h toh main bhi ruk gya phir un dono ki jabardast kissing shuru ho gyi ye dekh k mera lund khada ho Gya meri behen mujhe dekhne lgi maine kahha kya hua toh wo boli kuch nhi tb main utha ki chalo susu kr aau tbhi usne mera lund dekha aur boli arey ye itna bada kaise ho gya maine kaha tu nhi samjhegi aur. “Naaa dawg—I don't think you need shit. Actually—some of us think you been fuckin around too much Dillon—ur gonna fuck up ur football carreer”. I suddenly giggle to myself. Patroni now pipes up “What the fuck is funny Dillon—this is serious shit”? “Jenny McCarthy” “What”? “Jenny McCarthy. I was at her house. It was so kewl. You know like in a TV show, or a commercial—you see a dude jumpin out of a window, and running down the street”? “Ya dawg—ya--so what the fuck”? “Dudes—I got to do that.