" He say why?" Tully said he wouldn't know anyone there and didn't want to spend the evening watching me and my old boyfriend get re-acquainted." Juli... hesitated and added, "Then I made a big mistake." What did you do?" I smiled at him and asked if it would bother him to see me talk and dance with Ken. I was just teasing and fishing for a compliment, but he took me seriously. We'd been sitting together on the sofa and he stood up. Said I should give him a call when I got back from the reunion.. What's the story with that?" I'm so sorry," said Bill. "I'll do my best to keep it from happening in the future. If you have ideas for how I can improve myself and keep it from happening, I'll gladly try them." Wait," she said all of a sudden. "Is it me?" Oh, no, of course not! I mean ... I would never do that, never think of you in a bad way. It would be terrible of me!"But Amy was smiling and looking at him skeptically. Bill was stepping hastily back into the dirty sweatpants."No, no, take. You will get a very beautiful bride.”I was really enjoying this conversation. I brought a chair to that place and sat down to continue this conversation. After some time, she did a very nasty thing. She farted. It was loud. After farting she started laughing wildly without any sense of embarrassment. I was a bit annoyed at first but I also joined her laugh. While laughing, she said, “I can’t control my farting. I have this problem from my childhood. I used to fart in my school and even farted. It was an old trick I'd seen some of the more forward girls do before: roll the waistband of their skirts over several times so it was hitched up short. I figured that she must be keen to impress some boy on the bus but would make sure she unrolled the top of the skirt before she went to class.From that moment I was hooked. Because she left for school at the same time every day I made sure I was always at the window when she left home, dreaming of what I'd like to do to that slim sexy body as.