"Bob," he told me when I reported to his office that morning, "according to the computer your medical exam card expires in twenty days." "Sure does, b...ss," I told him. I knew the fact well and had been worried about it for the last two months. I'd come to a plan of sorts in my mind to keep the pressure down for the exam. Now it was time to see if it worked or not. Dave slid a pre-printed, corporate form across his desk to me. "Here's the authorization form for your new physical. Be sure to have. McGaventold the girl."I'm just a little preoccupied. So much more to enjoy than smarts." I'm sure there is. Nothing on your records gave a reason for why you'dchange so suddenly, so I had to seek outside help. I get you. Sex isgreat isn't it?" The girl lit up. Ms. McGaven could see that Ginathought maybe someone had gotten to this teacher, maybe the big guyssent her to help them. She was wrong, but it helped Ms. McGaven sinkthe hook."Yes ma'am. I love sex." I've heard, especially oral. Now, I'm. 69. I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.70. I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.71. I shouldn’t known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.72. I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said,. ’ Arriving in his bedroom, he gently set me on the side of the bed. Suddenly we were both a touch awkward, knowing what we were there to do but unsure where to start. Deciding to try to reassert some control over the situation, I reached out and started unbuttoning Steven’s shirt. His chest was mostly smooth, with just a hint of fuzz in the centre. With the lights still on, I could appreciate the muscle definition in his shoulders and torso that I’d never noticed before, and I briefly wondered.