Are you doing anything?” I quickly replied “Nope, I’m free!” “Great” she said. “Can you watch my dog?”I’m seriously thinking about r...-marrying my ex-wife ... but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. “Sir, you look extremely young. I can’t serve you even a single beer”. “Oh c’mon. You can’t just slide me one?” “Can’t and will not serve to anyone under. We make certain we don't walk in front of each other in towels orunderwear, as we used to. And it's become very awkward.I've taken to wearing sweatshirts and my hair back in a ponytail. Ihaven't wanted to cut it for some reason -- maybe I like passing as agirl so know one will question me. I don't wear makeup, and I don't shavemy legs or underarms. Of course I have to wear a bra -- I may even havegrown a cup size after gaining some weight, but I refuse to shop for newbras. Brad and some of my. Her nipples were hard. I smiled at her and said, "I envy the guys you are fucking Karen."She sucked her breath in not believing I could be so direct. I would have bet money her panties were getting damp rapidly."Doug, you make me sound awful." I don't mean to, but you admit you fuck around on Jim." Not all that much. A few times."I reached out and cuped one of her fine tits in my hand, "I bet they all love these." and I squeezed it and rolled it in my hand. She closed her eyes and softly moaned. That’s when I heard it all!!! At first it was just some groans and moans, but then I heard her really cry out; “Oh no, Oh please no!” and it instantly hit me that she was in the guest room and had to be somehow getting either eaten out by Pepper or outright fucked by him one.As I got to that rooms door there was no damn doubt he was fucking the hell out of her and opened the door and there she was laying on the side of the bed her ass nearly off it and no shorts on and Pepper.