6th. What happened? He tasered himself in the balls. The taser he stuffed into his pants accidentally discharged into his groin while he was trying to...steal a portrait of Tipper Gore, causing him to suffer a fatal heart attack. Heck of an obituary. 2 weeks ago, he was acting tough on social media ... my vote for this year’s Darwin Award!✧ ✧ ✧GOOGLE Pizza (phone order conversation)Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?No sir – it’s Google Pizza.I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.No sir – Google. I adore the taste. I love how it feels on my skin. The aroma is delicious. It feels so warm when it lands on my body, or on my tongue and down into my belly. Every year, I take a week off and go on a spunk-fuelled holiday. All on my own. I need it; just one week out of 52, I need to get away from everything and get down, dirty and nasty. At that moment, I was all three of those. I was kneeling on the floor of my hotel bedroom, naked, taking all the cum I wanted from an endless supply of cocks.. We were basically getting bored with each other. Our kind wasn't meant to stray far from home, it seemed, but all the same, we were clearly intended to seek out variety. And at the moment, it seemed best to focus on easy prey, which argued against searching out other members of the family, since they all had the same powers we did. We found three young black men in the main lobby. Aunt Liz went and approached them. After a few minutes she called Mom over. By the time they'd finished their first. Wir alle wussten, dass er der Vater von Terri und Ronnies Kindern war. Wie viele Mädchen hatte Terris ihr erstes Mal mit Tony. Sie haben es nur ein paar Mal gemacht, aber das war genug, um Terri zu schwängern. Die arme Ronnie hatte Sex mit allen möglichen Typen und hatte Glück. Dann bekam sie Angst, glaube ich, und blieb fast einen Monat lang enthaltsam, aber nur einmal ließ sie sich von Tony Sweet rumkriegen, und dann wurde sie genagelt. Ich denke nicht, dass Ronnie oder Terri es jemals.