"You can't do that," the steel haired woman said over the clamor that had erupted at my statement. "I'm a free and independent person above the ag... of consent. I have a hyperspace capable ship sitting at the spaceport," I said, my volume building with each word. "I CAN DO ANY FUCKING THING I WANT. I don't owe you people anything, and I'll not be a slave to the public eye." Again, there was a pregnant silence as shock at my fervor prevailed. "We could stop you, you know," another. Yeah?* Yeah. Erotic. We were making love under a waterfall, and I woke up.Wow.* Before we finished.That was bad luck.* Yeah. Mike?Yeah.* We've never discussed this before, but I was so horny... Yeah.* And I, well... What?* I put my hand down there, and... God.* I don't know what words to use. Played with myself.You did?* Uh huh. I was so horny. I hope you're not mad.Why would I be mad?* Well, I feel guilty about it.You shouldn't.* No?No.* Oh, good. It was quite nice.I bet.* Not as nice as if. "Welcome Heather into the Morris family ... check. Tell some embarrassing anecdotes about Will – that's too easy. Propose the toast to the happy couple ... that seems to be about it." Firstly, Heather, are you really sure that you want to be a part of this family? Surely you had enough strange weirdos around without getting involved with us?" he started. "Have you had the unique experience of listening to Keith play the spoons during dinner?" Spoons in stereo," my Father interrupted."Of course,. How did it go at the rental?” He had the biggest smile on his face when he turned around and handed me the coffee. “You look as if you got lucky.” I said. He just smiled and said. “A gentleman never tells.” I could wait. I knew him well and he would give me all the juicy details eventually. I told him all the details about Willow and how she thought she wasn’t wanted and how sad she was when I picked her up. But she’s really blossomed with Fern and Alice and being away.