When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”The two sat...sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation. I love being in the true nature of the woods and being fucked like a wild animal. My head begins to spin wildly and I moan out his name again. One of his hands finds my hair and yanks it hard pulling it back making me look at him. I do with so much love, desire and need. His body is pounding against mine, shaking me hard. I begin to orgasm hard again without warning, my tight pussy grips him hard. He moans out my name this time and I feel him blow his hot seed deep inside me. He fills me to the. " Yes ma'am," I answered coyly as I extended my hand."Oh call me Laura," she insisted. "Stand up so I can have a better look," as she helped me to my feet. I stood deathly still as Laura walked around and examined me. She must have sensed my angst and touched me on the arm and said, "Relax darling, you are just trembling."She turned to Steve and remarked, "I must say not bad, and like you told me with a little work she could be a stunner."Laura then returned her attention to me, "Other than the. She winced but didn’t take any obvious offense at the implied analogy. “She’ll be joining me here in a few.”“I’m glad you’re doing well,” she said. “Mind if we talk a bit?” He shrugged, but didn’t tell her no. He’d been cued by Jimmy that she might try to enlist his help to get her ex-husband to lighten up about having anything to do with her or her husband.She led him to a booth against the far wall. The Crossroads wasn’t all that busy at 3:00P.M on Saturdays.They settled in. He’d taken his.