" I pointed at him and wagged my finger. "You look at way too much porn on the internet, mister! It's like you people go on elf quests, or something! ...on't you guys have human women to ass-fuck?" He looked confused and shocked and I immediately realized I'd probably been wrong about his intentions. In fact, he seemed to be looking for a polite way to get away from me. The thought was crazy, a lowly human trying to get away from an elf. "Uh, all I wanted was your help getting out of the woods,". Which suited the wife just fine. She was dressed in a more appropriate manner for a woman her age. During the phone call the next day she said it was hard to ignore me do but realized it was best if we were going to have any kind of relationship. I asked what she wore under the dress and she said nothing. She also said that she had shaved.Over the next week the conversations became more intense, she would bring up a point of interest and I would expand upon it leading her into the realm of. You need to pay attention to what Carol does when you are off on business trips."I was stunned! The obvious inference was that Carol was cheating on me when I was gone. I averaged one three day business trip each month and someone was telling me that Carol wasn't sitting home waiting for me to return, or then again maybe she was at home, but not alone.Carol had been promoted and she was no longer a receptionist; she was now an executive secretary and was assigned to Brian Smithers. I printed. I watched uncle Darren remove himselffrom Craig and he gave him a passionate kiss and he told him same timetomorrow studly.Dinner was a quiet affair and I wanted to say something, but I couldn'tmuster up the courage to tell them what I saw. After dinner, Craig rang hisgirlfriend and he could stop telling her how much he missed her. Felt verysick in the stomach. I went to bed early and my room is next to uncleDarrens and he went to be before Craig and I and again I heard him tellingsomeone to.