Not us." she reaffirmed.I couldn't believe my ears. My wife was putting me on the spot again. She was pushing me towards going back to his apartment t... extend this completely ridiculous invitation.Meekly, I stood up and turned to David."David, will you come with?" I asked him."Well, uh, I-I'd rather not." he quivered."Oh, will you just go already Richard?" Julie snapped, impatiently.Defeatedly, I turned and began walking towards the entry door by myself. I felt even more uncomfortable than I. Bill led me across to the shelves selling dildos. Christ, I’d got quite a few at home, but there were some real monsters here.“What do you fancy?” Bill said in a very loud voice. “What about this black one as you like black cock” he continued as he pointed to a big black plastic cock which must have been a foot long and 3” in diameter. The two blokes in the shop were staring at me as I replied “I could give it a try!”Bill upped the ante by saying, “What do you think lads, do you think she’d. Jill started it by announcing that she was hot and needed to take something off, but couldn't decide what.After a quick, whispered consultation with my mother, she decided that it had to be the panties."Trouble is though Tommy," she posed with a finger between her lips."I just can't be bothered to do it myself, I'm far too drunk!" Or stoned." added mum."Or horny." Jill giggled."Or both." I laughed as I dropped to my knees in front of her.I flicked my tongue out first and tasted the slight. Some men, I suppose, get this kind of attention from women all the time, but I was not one of them. Even as a younger man, when I carried far less weight and boasted a full head of hair, I had never been what you might call a babe magnet. There were points in my favour — I am well built, standing over six foot (height seems to count for a lot with women), and I benefit from a decent education, a functioning brain, and a certain wit that plays well in some quarters — so a few girlfriends duly.