1. I am getting so old I can’t remember who ties up who!!2. “The Golden Years” The only thing gold about the golden years is the color of my pi...s!!!3. At my age, I wake up in bed in the morning, Hold my arms outwards and if I can’t feel the sides of the box, I get up!!!Why is it that diapers for babies are LUVS or HUGGIES. But for old folks its DEPENDS? I guess it DEPENDS who is in the will!Compliments of a Friend of J & G:A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was. My first sleepover at his house I met his mom and younger sisterand it had to be a Saturday night instead of Friday because of religious problems, is how he put it. I didn't know any religion that had a problem with Fridays and I didn't have the feelingeither of our parents were particularly religious. His mom was reallyhot for someone her age, kind of a tease. In fact I beat off to her memory a couple of times, but of course I could beat off to National Geographic then. The other odd thing. Even though she was on ninth clouds after hearing this, yet she doesn’t accept the proposal instantly. She takes her time and prepares herself for her first fuck on a Farewell Party Eve in the college. Finally, the boy pops her cherry under the open sky in the college stadium while party was on full swing in the Hall. …इस बार मैंने उसका नीचे वाला होंठ अपने होंठों में लेकर चूसना शुरू किया। लेकिन थोड़ी देर बाद उसने मेरे दोनों होंठ अपने होंठों में ले लिए और चूसने लगा। मेरी सारी लिपस्टिक वो खा गया।. She and Daryl had made each other orgasm and cleaned off just as Brett shot out his stuff and Cindy was thrilled to get to watch, even if it was from a distance. She took Daryl’s hand and began walking to the blankets “Geeze Cindy. Are you gonna make me show my stuff to Kim?” “Oh Daryl! Really? We’re a little beyond being shy and you get to see Kim naked. I know you’d like that.” Daryl thought about Kim more and more as they got closer. Cindy giggled at his growing erection and in looking at.