"He pulled out a chair, and Jen handed him a plate of food. "Amy made us breakfast in the replicators and it is good. Here you go Ken, is Ted up?"Toss...ng his pack on the couch, he took the plate and sat down."Yeah, he is in the shower."He took a fork, and stabbing the eggs, he started eating."Damn this is good. The six-hour sleep really helped too. I was dragging there at the end," he said. He glanced at his Timex. "Almost 9 AM. Once everyone has eaten, we will head out. We'll get the car. "How may I help you?"I thought to myself, Oh Jesus, lady, how indeed? Then I groped for an socially acceptable answer. "Just a Tecate," I answered, thinking of the punch line to the old joke. You know, "Just gimme a piece of beer."Her hips swayed in a seductive way as she walked with a natural feline grace seen so seldom seen these days. Today's girls and young women are taught at an early age to pout and posture and flop their asses around in clumsy looking poses. Those poses are supposed to. On the drive home I asked her if it was as much a kick as she thought it was going to be."I had a ball sweetie and I want to do it again."Aunt Cathy did do it again and she continued to do it on the average of three times a week. Roxie and Dave split and ended up getting divorced. Dave never did find out what Roxie had been doing on his bowling nights, but he did leave her for his secretary. Roxie still gangbanged my buddies two nights a week, but on most other nights she is working out of. Please help me come to terms with the new me ... because I’m just not sure who I am anymore!I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life!I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly!Funny, it’s all just taken place over the last 8 years!As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with ... I’m now afraid to go into either one of the restrooms!This One Is Compliments of SmokeyjoeThe Eighteen BottlesI had.