Someone in the crowd shouted, “Call a priest!”The woman opened her eyes and said, “I’m a Unitarian.”“Then call a math teacher!”HOW MANY ...xxxxxx) DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?Anglicans: 8. One to call the electrician and 7 to say how much they liked the old one better.Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.Lutherans: Change?!?!?!?!?!Mennonites: At least 15. One to change the bulb and 3 or 4 committees to approve the change. Oh, and a casserole.Mormons: 5. One man to change. Just to remind you of how loathsomeyou really are.?And itwasn?t as if men didn?t like Lydia. She kept herself in excellentshape, had many dates, and Sherman, one of the other partners at thefirm had asked her to marry him two or three times. She let Sherman make love to her now and then, butit didn?t mean much. It wasbecause men had always treated Lydia as if she was a goddess. She?d beenher daddy?s little darling, captain of the high school cheerleaders, HomecomingQueen, and then Prom. I have something a bit bigger. We’ll have to walk to where it’s parked.”“Bigger? What did you buy while I was out of commission?”“I’ve had this thing for years. Can you walk?”“Yeah. I can almost hop and skip. Just not too fast.”I gently hugged her, took her hand and pulled the back pack that I had brought her clothes in over my shoulder. We began our walk, but after several minutes she pulled back on my hand.“How much farther, Mick. I am getting sore and tired.”“I can carry you.” I smiled.“No,. ”Uuuhggggg uggghhh ughhsss.”.How do you like that now bitch.Ssss suck it cmonss.Aahh”.Now I asked her to stop and took off her shorts while she helped me take my clothes off. We were nude in the car in the middle of the city and no one noticed us, all thanks to the tinted glass and curtains. I lied down on the back seat and asked her to suck me while I licked her tight wet cunt. We got in the 69 position and I parted her pussy lips. Her wet pussy was dripping and that smell made me crazy.I.