“Then, it is my abundant joy to pronounce you both as husband and wife. You may signify the start of your lives together as husband and wife with a ...iss.” The chaplain smiled as the two young lovers were bound together by marriage, in law and in love. They came together in front of their witnesses, hugging first then shared a kiss that seemed to stop time for them.“Ladies and gentlemen,” the chaplain said as the couple separated after the kiss, but faced their family and friends with hands. "I had a nice talk with Sally, but..." And then Sandra wasn't sure if she would tell this to him."But ... what?" Frederik asked."Well, I can't tell you why, but I think she was hearing me out about my ADP punishment." Why do you say that?" That's the thing I don't get, it was just a feeling, and because I had that feeling, I only told her about the bad parts of ADP and nothing about..." And then Sandra smiled at Frederik and whispered in his ear, "the good parts of being naked like this." Well,. .." I'll do it!"One of the guys behind the counter all but vaulted it, walking towardwith a big smile, arm eagerly extended. Of course, I had sat back downto show my useless hands, which just gave this pimply faced kid anexcuse to reach right into me, face inches away from mine, withdisturbingly steady eye contact. Thankfully, the padding in the diapergave ample padding as he plucked out the $20 bill."Okay...that's two dollars and fifty cents change. Uhh..."I just waved toward the tip cup. "Ee. I know you are as excited as we by this amazing possibility. Out of all the billions of people in this world, we think you are one of the TWELVE lucky candidates to utilize this ground-breaking technology.So congratulations and get ready to seize your new life!Your package should arrive in moments by drone. Enjoy!Sincerely,Deidre Icke, Esq.President of The Institute of Apotheosis ResearchWas this some sort of weird joke? How could anyone know how much I resented my mother's attention to my.