Maine us din evening ko jab maa ek shadi mai gayee the tab mousi ko apne ghar mai bulaya,mai aage aakar darwaze ke piche khada hogaya aur mousi ghar m...i ghuste he darwaja bandh kardiya.Mousi boli-“suvam darwaja ku bandh kardiya?”mai kaha-“kuch nehi mousi”e kehte he maine mousi ke ek boob ko apne daine hat mai pakadke piche se zakad liya,mousi ne turant meri taraf ghumke mujhe ek kas ke thappad laga diya,mai hairan hoke khada tha aur mousi darwaja kholke bahar chali gaye aur jate hua kehi. A portly man emerged from a group, extending his hand and saying "I am Chief Alderman Pickens; I welcome you to the humble village of Meadowlands mighty Eldritch. You are a brave warrior indeed to have subjugated such a beast for your mount." "Sage is neither my mount, nor my vassal," Eldritch rumbled, "He is my partner in battle and my friend. Your note spoke of giant bats plaguing your village, is this true?" "Most assuredly mighty one," the flustered man said. "Our livestock have been. " Got a pen or a pencil and a piece of paper?"I pulled a pen out of my pocket protector and a memo pad out of my jacket pocket and wrote down her address. She got up to leave and when she got to the door she said:"Just so we understand each other here sugar, the two fifty doesn't include sex. Sex is extra.I rang her door bell right at five-thirty and when she opened the door she took my breath away. She was heart stoppingly beautiful. She looked elegant but sexy in a black cocktail dress, black. I pick my slim grey stretch jeans, a white fitted-button down shirt and a black- tailored blazer. I check myself in my full-length mirror for a final look. Fresh to Death. I get my sunglasses and head out the door to go see the good doctor.Have you ever seen the movie I’m Gonna Get You Sucka? Well, if you haven’t you should. Very funny movie starring Keenan Ivory Wayans. The reason I bring this up is there is a part at the end of the movie where Keenan’s character, Jack Spade, is telling.