They both got hunting clothes and foul-weather boots. They even got battery heated long johns. Jason had given my dad a new set of very expensive golf...clubs. I guess Dad had finally made the turn at his golf game. You can teach old dog new tricks.Carl opened a box to find a new navy attaché case. We girls had gone together to get him an engraved pen, pencil and letter opener set. Wendy and us girls had a box of gag gifts we had put together give him but we were going to wait until after. “One last thing Susan, you’re going to need to learn how to do makeup”.As she applied the makeup Susan would catch glimpses of the transformation happening. When she was done Stephen/Susan was amazed at the transformation.“Now, lets go get a drink” Stephanie said.“What! NO!”She slapped his ass hard. “What did you say”.“I’m not going outside like this”.Again another swat to his ass. Even though it was covered he could feel the flesh hurt.“What is rule #2?”“I’m a good girl, and do as I’m. Had she really been attracted to me? By Wednesday I had pretty much written her off as a drunk, even though she’d seemed quite sober.Thursday evening I was just finishing a frozen pizza when someone knocked on my door. Needless to say I was surprised to find none other than Kathryn Landers on my welcome mat. “Hi Jace. Lana told me where you live, and I was in the neighborhood so I figured...”“Hi Kathy, would you like to come in?”“I’ll come in on one condition,” she said.“And that is?”“Never. Ow no, I had just been outted by my The Landlord. My mind raced at a million miles an hour, would he kick me out, what would he do? While my mine exploded I couldn’t talk.Finally looking up I saw a smile on The Landlords face. It is OK Dave, he told me, I did some experimenting in my younger, bachelor days.That gave me a little bit of relief but I was still speechless.The Landlord actually reached over and slapped me on the thigh, reassuring me that it is OK. My secret was safe with him.He.