"Sorry to hear that. I was hoping it would be something we could watch together."Karen moved over and sat closer to me while she still remained on the...sofa. Her eyes locked onto the growing cock in my boxers."I could think of something else I'd rather watch," she cooed sexily."Sure can't think of anything that would keep you from the boob tube," I shot back. "Unless it's you watching me jerk off and cum."There, I'd finally said it and was trying to bring it all out into the open."I can't think. Jack retreated to get my drink.Now the whole idea of telling the joke is to get a reaction from the target, so you can start a conversation. I hadn't gotten the reaction that I wanted, but it was a start. I decided to go with it."It was the only joke I could think of at the moment." Your sense of humor is as creative as your pick-up technique. I saw you watching me over at the far side of the bar. I should be insulted that you tried something so trite. I might even think about just. Having unburdened his sexual frustration he then told me about his loveless marriage. Bull said that he and his wife had become like two ships passing in the night after both their kids had left home and we’re getting on with their own lives.When we returned to my bedroom later, although the sex was far less hectic Bull maintained his dominance. Bull had an aggressive style of kissing and he dispensed a serious battering to my lips.Shortly, the real Bull got going again as he ordered, “Get into. Chapter 1: Beer StainsShe was plump with a lovely face; sitting alone in the dim, almost creepy corner of the bar right up near an old worn-out dartboard that seemed utterly abandoned; beautiful woman, looked sleepy, maybe even lonely; maybe she was bored with life; her phone was dark and her beer was full and she was just gazing ahead, ignoring life just like me. I sat two stools away; just us hidden in a dimly lit corner among murky wooden walls in an otherwise active tavern, and I watched.