I must’ve cleaned up my tiny one-bedroom apartment countless times today in anticipation for this visit. Finally, after months of chatting on MSN an... text messaging and almost nightly phone calls we will meet in person. This weekend was his only chance of coming up here for a visit and I made damn sure to book it off at work. I received a call this morning when one of the other girls called in sick, but I told them I had plans this weekend and I couldn’t come in because I have a guest driving. But it's not fair to send Mary away." I know, Dear. But I'm sure there will be lots of times in the next few years that she'll want to talk to me without you being around. Eat your dinner and then you and I will talk." OK, Mom."Mom's a hell of a cook. Tonight she'd made her fried chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy. Good stuff. I guess it wouldn't hurt to eat.Mom let Mary use the phone in her room to call her girlfriends while we talked in the living room."What's the matter, Honey?" I found. "When those urges go, they would be missed, of course," I added.Looking in the mirror I saw Helen point a finger at me, then rub a finger over it from the other hand. Damned if she wasn't giving me the old grade school 'Naughty, Naughty' sign!What I had to say next was still difficult even after two years. "I'm afraid Jamie can't come with me on these trips any more. And you are right; she always came with me everywhere. She died two years ago, and I've been alone ever since." Thankfully the. Sometimes I switch in my dirty dreams.I tell and tease cute Kristina about beautiful blondes in Bratislava or Paris, who will like her.I seduce her further by inviting her to visit me in old Amsterdam for a sexy special tasty treat.I tell her how long my brown banana can get if a proper treatment to my mighty member is applied.I like it that she seems lost for words a bit now: "Wooww" is her initial response to my measure.I promise to host her, if she dares to come to me and with me in (c)old.