Oh, some had given her a callback, but that was about as far as it went. And most just told her no right off. But Mr. Barstow had been different. Mayb... it was because he himself had such a hard time finding an applicant willing to do what he needed to be done. Brooke certainly wasn't the brainless young hotbody with big tits and a tight ass that most people associate with these types of office escapades. Yet he had offered her the job as secretary slut nonetheless.Brooke thought about the offer. . of course right now, just be kind, OK?”“Will I be the first up inside your great butt?”“The first real person. Hope has a great big strap-on we have used on each other,” she said. “After I first told her about us, she bought it and we call it ‘Steven Junior.’”“Sounds like fun, gorgeous,” I said pulling her panties down enough to proceed.She had started to take some deep breaths, “It’s Ok if you want to be rough, I enjoy that!”I was stroking myself to get real hard, then I found her rosebud. .. No. She can’t send the product back.”“Is there no return address?”“No.” Pause. “Uhm. The product is currently in use. That’s basically the reason I’m calling.”“... ... Oh.” Pause. “Uhm, I’m sorry. I’m not sure I understand you correctly.”“I’m sure you do though, Jason.”Pause. “Sir, I don’t know-““Jason, the orchid-shaped thing is in my ass. It’s in my ass, it’s vibrating, it feels disturbingly good, but it also won’t come out and I’m freaking out, Jason. Sorry to confront you with this, but. She was playing with the chameleon-effect of my camouflage and seemed to be having as much fun as a computer could have. Honeybunch, I would appreciate it if you would pay a little more attention directly to me. For one thing, I would hate to splat into the surface of that asteroid.Oh, poo! You just want to interfere with my idle fun. Don't worry, Ham, I won't let anything happen to your precious skin. After all, I can't forget that anything bad that happens to you also happens to me.OK,.