”“How did you learn all of this stuff?”“Sunday school and homilies for the last twenty years!”“So what do I do during the service?”“Sa...e as everyone else — stand and pray. You can stand close to me, just stay to the left, close to the wall. There are benches you can sit on if your feet start to hurt, which they will.”“But not yours?”“I’ve been standing in church since I could stand; I’m used to it.”Just over four hours later, we were back in my car, driving back to campus.“What did you think?”. I don’t want to loose my best friend over one night of passion. I smile and ask him what is on the agenda for the day. He replies that he’s going to show me everything he’s always wanted to. It’s a kind of vague description but I am at his command. Throughout the day we eat wonderful food, and visit amazing places. In the evening we take in a movie, Hindi for me, and its amazing sitting next to him finally watching one. I glance over at him only to find him looking at me. After the film he asks. “He’s young and bright and full of spunk, which is why I hired him.”“Isn’t he like twenty-five or something?” Harper asks like it is a bad thing for someone so young to be dating someone well above her age. It doesn’t factor in at all that her fucking the girl is just as wrong.“Twenty-two,” the man corrects. “Like I said, I don’t mind. Eventually she’ll realize he’s an ass and leave him. She’s a smart girl and he knows I’ll can him if he goes too far.” He takes a sip of his beers and glances. ”“Well, you need to have sex with him.”Chrissy’s eyes bulged looking like she’d been scandalized, but Christina didn’t give her a chance to respond. “No, really! It’s important.”“Why?” Chrissy pressed, still not understanding“If you don’t fuck him, you’re going to regret it, really regret it. You’ll question everything and…” Christina stopped, feeling embarrassed at how obsessed she’d become over this singular moment in her unsexed life.“Why would you say that?”“Because it’s true! Because I’m.