. This one's based on the Hed(pe)track of the same name, and it's a very happy one. Honest. It's alsowritten just for children and easily offended rig...t-wingers. Honest.Oh, and if it's illegal for you to read it, then go right ahead.That was all lies. If you believed it, go find a copy of the Sun andenjoy!Well, it was inspired by the song...Love y'all!Sushi RxxxSwan-diveBy Sushi Radical"I climb, hand over hand, putting distance between I and I and theground."And I do, I climb slowly but surely. I was dreaming about you.", he lied as he rolled onto his side and pushed his semi-erect penis against her belly."I'm still ashamed of what I did.", the woman said in a whisper. "I mean, with Sue... not with you. What do you think of her? Doesn't she look older than she is? I mean, to you? Couldn't you have been tempted by a girl her age, like I was?" I don't know, Annette? Maybe, but she's my cousin?" He wondered why the woman was asking."I know... but... apart from that? Like, she's bigger. "If you need me, you know where I am... call, ok?" Yes," I said, sighing deeply into the phone.Before I could hang up, a second call came in, flashing dutifully on the screen. "Gotta go," I whispered to Danielle."Bye, princess."Don't call me that, damn you, I thought. God I loved it when she called me that."Bye." I punched the button to accept the second call, which said, "Jan" So, this is how you keep me posted daily?" She scolded. "I haven't heard from you since we talked two days ago." Ohhh,. When the song was over, Annie tapped me on the shoulder and asked if she could try it. Claire stepped away and re-started the number. She and I were dancing the Tango, with Claire observing us.We finished and my mom quietly turned to me and said, “I think Claire’s a little jealous of me. You need to reassure her that I am just your mother, while she’s your girlfriend.”I laughed at that and responded, “Good idea, A.”“What are you two talking about — me — I suppose?” Claire asked mockingly.“I was.