.He finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy...Golfer: "Can you see any obvious problems... ?"Caddy: "There's a piece of shit on the end of ...our club."Golfer: He picks up his club up and says, "I don't see anything."Caddy: "Other end."Don't look down on anyone unless you are helping them up...This one is compliments of Chuck ... With thanksThe ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPERTwo Different Versions...Two Different MoralsOLD VERSION :The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,. I felt a little shock of excitement, wow, just watching her standing there, her BIG boobs and nice large nipples and stoking that big black plastic cock.I took a quick sip of my drink and got on my hands and knees and crawled over slowly towards Jane. “mmmmm, yeah, stoke it for me baby” she said jokingly as I got close up to her that massive member swinging right in front of my face. It felt all rubbery in my hand and I tried to take it in my mouth but it was much too big; Sarah was standing. ’ Wayne called back, ‘Right mom.’ Audra looked at Lauren and Ariel, ‘Lauren you sort of know what sizes will work with our girl upstairs. Why don’t the two of you hit the mall? Buy her some things. Make sure they’re all loose fitting and pretty, but nothing childish. She’s going to see my mother and father. You’ll know what to get.’ Lauren smiled. Ariel blushed and answered, ‘I love you Mrs. Hanson.’ She smiled back and responded, ‘I love the both of you. Between the three of us we’re going to. Not the kind where you wish you could look like that. Not her. She was amazing and it felt like I fell instantly in love with her. It had been 30 minutes of me watching her when she came to the bar. I pulled a junior high move and acted like I didn't see her walk up. But how could I not. She was amazing, amazing in every which way. Her walk, her hair, her perfect breasts that filled out her skin tight dress just right. She sat right next to me. Me of all the other people and open seats in that.