A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?’The agent replies, ‘J...st a minute.’‘Thank you, ‘ the blonde says, and hangs up.Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective... ‘With a golf gun, ‘ the other detective replied.‘A golf gun! What is a golf gun?’‘I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.’Moe: ‘My wife got me to believe in religion.’ Joe:. "You wanna see it?" he said, lightly thrusting his bulge into my hand, and gesturing for me to take his shorts off. "Yeah I do," I said, already slipping my fingers into his waistband. I gently tugged his shorts down just enough to reveal a patch of dark pubes and the base of his massive shlong. I pulled it down to the point that I revealed his whole cock except for its head. Finally I pulled his shorts all the way down, and his cock bounced out and thudded against his stomach. It stood. He grumbled under his breath about the situation in Iraq. Then he smiled, he was being careful with his language now that his fiancée and her daughter were living with him. He had promised Angela he would be more careful because three and a half year old Molly loved to sneak up and surprise him. His grin broadened as he realized how much he loved the attention from the two females who were suddenly in his life. He had had a few live in girl friends over the years but none of them were right for. Jennifer was glad when Olivia turned on the soft lights and hoped she would leave them on, because she much preferred sex in a lighted room. She enjoyed watching the face of her lover and watching how they reacted to what she was doing. Olivia too enjoyed seeing the joy, passion, and ecstasy on her lover’s face. She had put soft light bulbs in the nightstand lights and between the two of them, it lit up the bedroom with a soft glow bright enough to see clearly without being harsh and glaring..