An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk...rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day. After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. The chief shrugged and said, “The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on.”8. A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing. Too much v******e is just not a turn on for me and I couldn’t let this go too far. He then took the belt and wrapped it around her throat and bent her back on the bed with her face down. Her face was at the corner and I walked over and put my cock in her face which she immediately opened her mouth for. I grabbed her head and shoved it on me all the way to the back of her throat. I almost came instantly but was able to hold on. I felt her moving and looked up from her face to see that he had. But, on Earth, they are very expensive. If someone tries to steal them, let the thief have them. My people are worth more to me than money. Don’t get hurt trying to keep them from being stolen. Do you understand?”Kim put the earrings on and said, “Yes. Now where’s a mirror? I want to see what they look like on me.”Mary showed Kim to the bathroom. A few moments later, there was a sudden scream from Kim, “ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!”Mary followed Kim back into the room with a self-satisfied. There's an ad for "Bear Removers."He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van.He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old dog."What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks."I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I'll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.When the bear falls off the roof, the dog is trained to grab his testicles.