I CHECK IN THE MIRROR TO SEE HOW I LOOK. I LOOK SEXY. MY DAD WATCHED ME THE WHOLE TIME. I THINK HE GOT OFF A BIT. HE TELLS ME, "I'm ok with this. If y...u want to dress like a sexy girl, its ok with me". SO, I DO. NOW, EVERYDAY I GET HOME, I CHANGE INTO A SEXY GIRL. ALL GOOD TILL ONE DAY... I GET HOME AND ITS JUST ME. MY DAD WASN'T HOME, SO I HAD THE PLACE TO MYSELF. I PUT ON A CUTE OUTFIT AND START DOING THE DISHES. CLEAN AND DRY THEM. BUT, WHEN I WALK TO THE FRONTROOM, THERE IS MY DAD AND TWO. The stairs were heavily rotted at the top of the landing, so I shooed Danny down until he was clear, then kicked at them 'till four hung loose exposing the risers.I crossed my fingers and ran down, feeling the staircase shiver under my weight. As we made a dash to the street, there was a screech of wood coming apart, a shriek and then a sickening thud below us.Porky had fallen through the staircase, then through the rotted flooring into the basement onto the cement; it was like dropping a ripe. It is very isolated with just an industrial estate and the Country Park that it caters for in the area.Usually fellow Dogger’s will leave a dipped beam on their car’s so that you can see that there is fun to be had.As I drove up the turning into the country park, I notice one set of dipped headlights coming from the far corner the car park that is furthest away from the entrance. As I passed the trees in the middle of the car park my head lights caught a glimpse of a couple in a small white. Not like in hockey. Tanya was a little high when she challenged everyone,"I bet a blow job against a Restaurant dinner that my guy, number 19, will hit a home run and win the game."JimBoy wisecracked,"Does MacDonalds count as a Restaurant?"Tanya laughed and replied,"Sure, as long as dessert is included."All four of the stooges agreed to the bet.Tanya looked at me."Well, Linda. Wanna Bet?"I was kind a tired of Tanya's antics now, so I said,"I will bet you that your number 19 will strike out.