Unemployed and single again, all in the same day. Shit, that was fast. What now? Supper — that’s it. Food conquers all. He pre-heated the oven and...cooked a frozen pizza. A couple more beers to wash it down and he went off to clean up the place and throw out all of the soiled bedding. Screw her if it was her favorite quilt and sheet set. Sitting on the deck replaying those events, he recalled that the decision to sell the condo and high tail it out of the city had come pretty easily and. The butterflies in my stomach were going crazy. We arrived at my uncle's house and were met by my aunt who immediately took my hand and led me upstairs."Strip!" she commanded.I dropped my clothes in a pile on the floor and prepared for my aunt to do what she needed to do to get me ready for my trip to Bernard's. First she gave me an enema and then she shaved all the hair from my pubic area and legs. Next she brushed out my hair which now covered my ears and was long enough to make me look like. كانت لابسه جلباب بلدى و على راسها ايشرب كبير .. قالت عادى اتعودت على كده قولت لها اتعودتى ايه اللى اعرفه يعنى انت مش كبيرة اوى فى بنات فى سنك كده لسه مش اتجوزا بس انت اللى اتجوزتى بدرى اوووى انا عارف كنت مستعجله على ايه و اضحك و هى تضحك و الاحظ بين الحين و الاخر نظرتها لزبى المنتصب بالشورت ..كانت حماتى بيضا و جسمها ملفوف و كانت تهتم بنفسها و يظهر ده على حواجبها و لفة رجلها من تحت او هنشها المدور عندها تقفقولت لها و انا ابتسم بجد حرام كده معقوله تلبسى كده كان عندك خمسين سنة يا ستى البسى و افرحى. We chatted away, agreeing to send emails on a regular basis, and by late autumn, with the help of Google translator, we had become firm friends exchanging views on everything from ancient history to current affairs, and occasionally touching on sex. Tata was a woman who I respected and avoided the temptation to continually tell her how much I missed her and the nights spent reminding my penis of the pleasure we had enjoyed.Realised how things were in Tata’s homeland, I avoided asking about.