" Jennifer whose real name is Jason Strauss explains his unusual outfit. "When I went to that party dressed as a girl, it was a Halloween costume, no...hing more. I thought it would get a few laughs; I honestly never planned to dress as a woman again. But then, I met Mike. He obviously thought I was a real woman, so I decided to play along. But the more we talked, the more I grew to like him. When he asked me out, I said yes." When the bedazzled bachelor went to pick up his date, he had no. I was visiting my Aunt on a cold and blustery winter day interested more in her delicious scones and real English tea when I met a Mrs. X with her long distinctive flowing hair and impressive breasts that were reputed to be a gift from the Gods and not some cosmetic doctor. I will call her Mrs. X because her husband was a foremost political figure and most protective of his wife's honor. He was famous for his vindictive and obsessed fits of jealousy that had claimed several victims recently.. I gently placed my hands between her shoulder blades and pushed her down to touch the floor and as she did so I noticed her panties had dropped further and pretty near all of her arse was now exposed, OMG she did have a cute rear end and out of the corner of my eye I saw that Tiff now had her hand down the front of her panties and was happily frigging herself off. Mel didn’t seem to be too worried by the actions of her friend and I felt her pushing back against my face forcing my nose into her. She was lean with perfect breasts and a great ass. She was dressed in a mid-thigh black dress and cowgirl boots. She had her hair pulled up and I was completely jealous of her. I only hoped I looked half as sexy when I was 31 much less 41.We danced and drank the night away at the bar. I loved country music and they had a great live band that night. Numerous guys tried to cut in and dance with us but we refused them all. After a few hours of drinking and dancing my head was swimming. It.