The punchline:Donald TrumpThese are compliments of Joe Smart... A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were playing a round of golf but were delayed by t...e slow-playing foursome ahead of them. When they flagged down the marshal to complain, he explained that the foursome was blind, but the club let them play regularly as part of the community outreach program.The priest said, “You know, that is very charitable of the club. I think it is a fine thing!”The doctor said, “Not only is a fine thing on. Also, she advised me that I could cover with the small folded towel that was on the table and that my masseuse would be with me in a few minutes. After she left the room, I was really nervous and contemplated leaving and telling her something came up. I sat there for a moment and tried to relax, listening to the music and enjoying the nice aroma that filled the room. I undressed, folded up my clothes and laid them on a small chair that was in the room. I climbed onto the table and covered my. "How far is the Black Garter?" I asked the bartender."You best take a cab. But I don't think you want to go there."After a couple of hours I left the bar and walked back out on the avenue. I stopped in a small rib joint and had a plate of ribs with hot sauce. When the time approached I went back out and tried to get a cab.I walked for a while without a cab in sight. I walked for about twenty minutes until I came to what seemed to be the main drag. Finally a cab pulled up. I got in."Where to. '"I looked over at my girlfriends and they looked at him, then looked back at me. We all had hands over our mouths, giggling. We looked like a bunch of schoolgirls, which we were, of course."'Come on, Red. I ain't gonna bite you.' He looked me right in the eyes and smiled that smile of his. I think I fell in love with him right then."I stood up and started walking toward him... My girlfriends were telling me to be careful, people would think I was a hussy, all kinds of things. I wasn't.