8, about 168 lbs, firm c cup tits with dirty blond hair and glasses. I guess you could call me sort of a geek but I have a very good hard body and hav... never had any trouble finding a man to take home and Fuck the Hell out of me! I'm a straight A student I love sports and learned to enjoy sex very young in life. I put on my jeans and tank top and headed for the pub. It wasn't very busy in there for a Friday night I sat at the bar and ordered a vodka and cranberry and watched the hockey game on. After dinner, Laurie and Cory had bugged out, announcing they were going to watch television for a while. Casting a nervous glance at their parents, they had practically run up the stairs to their room. While Malcolm was not at all sure what Caroline and Anita had planned for this evening, he was sure it would be enjoyable.“It is a rather unusual lifestyle, I suppose you could say,” replied John calmly.“I suppose that would be an accurate assessment. I take it that you don’t mind?”“Mind? No,. Did you think that would hurt me? Oh silly boy you don’t know what you’re dealing with.’ The color drained from his face as he realized what a pointless endeavor his ‘clever’ plan had been. He was stuck with a creature he had no idea how to attack in a situation he couldn’t run away from. ‘Do you really think you can get away from me now, Brian?’ She cackled in a loud voice as she rose to her feet and gave him an imperious stare. ‘You can’t run away and you can’t kill what’s already dead.’ . ” The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?” And the mother responds, “Yes dear.”Next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs! The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! ... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”The mother says, “Very good honey.” The blonde then asked. “Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?” The mother responds, “Yes dear.”The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy today.