.. I meant to call you a hundred times that first month or so. We had a lot of stuff happen and before I knew it, school had started again. I did look...for you the next year when the carnival came back around.”“Things went pear-shaped with me about that time, too,” Michael admitted ruefully. “I’ve thought about you a few times over the years. You mentioned your wife’s family. I saw you on TV when she was named CEO. I also saw an article about Terrence Williams. Jesus, he’s as big as Hailey said. I will stop before my piss overflows your open mouth and let you savour the taste of a woman's urine for the second time in your life. I say the second time, because it will be, but it will be the first time you have drunk it hot, straight from a woman's cunt.Once I have stopped pissing and admired your naked, young body and innocent face, splashed with the urine that is filling your dirty little mouth, I will pull the pegs on your nipples which will be your instructions to 'flush' by. Dad ne mom aur mujhse gusse me kaha ki chudwane ka bohot sokh hai to aaj tum dono ko randi bana denge. Dad ne mishra se kaha ki aaj sakshi ko apni hi biwi samaj aur shreya ko apni randi. Dad ne aaj tak humse aisi baat nahi ki thi.Chacha ne kaha ki ab tumhari dusri surprise ka time hai. Vinod uncle tatoo artist hai aur chacha ne hamare private parts par permanent tattoo banane ko kaha. Mishra uncle ne meri aur mom ki saree aur blouse nikal diye. Me dad ke samne nangi thi to mene hath se apne. By comparison, my folks were almost prudish. From the conversation around the dinner table, it soon became clear that Snookie was much more sophisticated and worldly-wise than I was. No matter what jokes were told, or what gossip was being tossed around, she never acted embarrassed. I was a little surprised to hear her use some four-letter words that would have gotten me in trouble. But even though she was comfortable talking about adult topics, and had a bit of a potty mouth, I didn't think of.