We wore tie-dyes. We read On the Road and The Prophet. When Josh and I started going out I felt that I had been delivered from my isolation, my uncool...ess, and my family. It did not occur to me that I got the ideas for my outfits from photographs of my mother taken at a time when she looked happy to be with my father. Josh and I were unstoppable in our pursuit of 1960s-inflected accessories and experiences, but we were timid about sex. On the occasions when we found ourselves alone in bedrooms. Suffice it to say that an explosion occurred! Candy’s cunt suddenly generated a spurt of fluid that caught me unawares and momentarily stayed the pent up pressure in my loins. But Marie-Louise’s orgasm took care of that and I lost all control as her thrusts up and down, up and down, took me nearer, nearer ever nearer — then over the top! My entire body wracked with spasms as the young girl pounded into me, again, again, again, with a force that would have been frightening if it had not been so. Troy and Julie are standing watch over Helen, Maria’s got Contessa-ing stuff to do, and I’m the only person doing nothing.”Susan had to take a deep breath before she continued.“I get that Helen and I have enough in common that, other matters to resolve aside; we would probably be friends already if we’d met any other way than what happened. And I’m aware that the primary skills that I bring to the table are ‘Carrying Food on Trays, ‘‘Star Trek Trivia, ‘ and ‘Gotten Into Yoga Recently, So I’m A. Oh, and that was no disrespect intended to the beauties of sweet Siam. They were legendary for reasons, you know.Hey, I’m an ass man. So sue me! In another life, I might have been a proctologist.“Yeah, well, let me get close enough to your tush, monsieur, and I will prove that the feeling is mutual. You guys forget, you don’t have a corner on the worship of sweet booty! We ladies have appreciated the male butt for at least as long as the first Neanderthal lady stared at the first Cro-Magnon man.