I’m paid the minimum wage plus a bonus for speedy max deliveries. I didn’t have time to traipse through their place to the frickin patio, where th...y were probably quaffing their bloody chardonnays. Still I needed their goddamn money and a tip. So I put on my smiley face and sauntered down their hallway...“Fuck ME” I expressed out loud nearly dropping the pizza box and the sides on top. There was this woman about thirty getting an amazing , really good ramming from a gorgeous stiff cock, filling. Kate was in seventh heaven as she wielded the cane. The supple cane hissed through the air hitting my bottom with a satisfying crack and the pain rippled through me. I had to keep still, just five more strokes. Swish, swish, two more stingers crisscrossed my taut bum cheeks and forced me to cry out.Kate ran her fingers over the tramlines, swish, swish, one stroke across the top of each thigh and I felt tears arrive as I cried out again.She stepped back to admire her handiwork before delivering. .. but we’ll get over it.”Landing On The SunKim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years! A reporter said - “But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun?” There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.Kim Jong-Un quietly answered “We will land at night”.The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause. Back in Washington, Donald Trump and his entourage were. “I need your secret, Frank. Damn, but you can just fuck and fuck.”I grinned at him, thrusting hard and deep into his wife’s cunt, forcing her face deeper into Veronica’s juicy snatch. My wife gasped, her eyes rolling back into her head as she ground on Margarete’s hungry mouth.Veronica gripped her tits, gripping them hard. Moans and gasps escaped her lips. It was so hot to watch. I made her into this sensual woman from that uptight, bony hag. And she loved it. She was so happy.“Frank,” she.