After the first set Jack came and had a drink with us. He was sweaty and looked really hot but I could see the excitement in his eyes. When he talked ...e talked really fast, like he wouldn’t have enough time to get it all out. It always made me smile when I saw Jack giddy like that. He always seemed his happiest and most relaxed when he was playing. Jack was in the middle of telling us a story about him and his brothers, when a really blonde and really chesty girl came up and wrapped an arm. "You mean......?"She sat down heavily. "What a fool I was, jumping to conclusions. Butyou know, I actually tried to get in contact with Jim again, so Ireally need to speak to you. Private." By the way, my name's Sheryl."She sat herself down beside me. I wanted to escape, but she held myarm."Please don't go. I really need to talk with you about Jim. You see. Ihaven't seen him since I saw you at his place. Please, we need to talk.Please." She was so earnest that I allowed myself to be persuaded. "PING! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans from Best for Less, a dirty Wall-Mart T-shirt and a greasy baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon."What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed. "Where is my new house? Where's my Visa Gold Card?"The fairy said: "Tough luck. Now that you are a Canadian, you're entitled to "Sweet bugger all like the rest of us." ... and then she disappeared...This one is compliments of DaveA woman married. Well, she's seen the healer. Ah, hell. Fuck that arrogant son-of-a-bitch, he thought, referring to his general. He and I need to have a good old-fashioned talk, anyway. I'm getting tired of being his little errand boy. If he weren't so tied up in secrecy, he would have sent enough of us to get the job done. No telling how many people he has gotten killed with his schemes. I know that at least two teams haven't come back, and if it hadn't been for just plain luck, we wouldn't have made it,.