He was in heels already and it was only about 8:30 in the morning.He'd be in them all day, and I remembered when he was living with me howthat was alw...ys his biggest gripe.Mother interrupted my chain of thought. "Surely you didn't want him inyour best frock?"I told her that was true. But at the same time, as I mentioned before, Ijust felt the need to get a grip on this man."He was so obviously embarrassed, and I was so angry," I continued, "thatI did keep him in the frock for a while. I am a. "He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van.He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old dog."What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks."I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I'll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.When the bear falls off the roof, the dog is trained to grab his testicles and not let go.The bear will then. Parties in revealing swimsuits that you guarantee are going to lead to some hookups.While you're happy for your friends, you begin to wonder why you can't have at least a taste of that life. You get up out of bed, and look over your solitary room. There's nothing really of "you" in it. Fuck, you don't even know what "you" is at this point. Everything, from this college, to your clothes, to your books, phone, have all been the smart and prudent decision someone else has made. Unfortunately, this. Sitting astride your bike your pants hugged that tight ass, formed to your muscular thighs. I keep coming up alongside, then falling back to cop a perv; I love leather. My jeans pull tight around my legs as they hug my motorcycle, the engine throbbing nicely between them. Ah, today will be a good day.For about an hour we ride wherever we feel like, smiling inside our helmets. We come up to a country pub around lunchtime, and stop for a feed and a beer. The food will take a while, so we leave.