And I know he won’t ask for directions.”A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives.A lonely frog goes to a psychic to find out about his future. The psyc...ic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her? At work, at a party?”“No,” says the psychic, “in a biology class.”Two chemists, a brunette and a blonde, walk into a bar.The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde says,. Let’s do this right.”The youngster squealed as I picked her up bodily with my hands around her waist, spun around on the seat, and deposited her on the table in front of me. Running my hands up her back, I leaned in, pulled her face to mine and locked my lips on hers. Her eyes flew open as my tongue probed at her mouth, which tasted of cherry lip-gloss. Fitting, I thought.Amanda quickly got with the program, out tongues battling inside our clenched mouths, swapping spit back and forth as I. "Yes! Kelly! Please don't stop. Don't stop!"I cry out. Kelly releases my legs and leans forward to rest on her hands on either side of my head. Her body traps my hand in between us and I moan at the new pressure. The angle manages to hit my g-spot and that's all I need to be thrown over the edge of climax. Kelly whispers in my ear."Cum for me. That's my girl."Kelly makes another thrust and it hits my g-spot again. I squeal and bury my face in the crook of her neck. Kelly kisses my neck as my. Me 19 ka tha jab mere sath ye hatsa hua tab meri +2 khatam hui thi aur me ghar par tha tabhi meri behen kisi ke sath bhag geyi thi aur kuch din pehele hi ayi thi lot kar .Ghar par sab naraj the wo aksar mere sath me hi soti thi aur meri bedroom me hi raha karti thi. Mene use pehele kabhi bhi gandi najar se nehi dekhti thi par ek din ki baat he jab mami aur baba ghar se bahar geye hue the us din me aur meri behen tv dekh rahe the tabhi wo remote ke liye geyi to meri nazar uski pichwade par padi.