In fact she told we to go to hell and do it quickly. I don't think I can be your wing man in this.There were a lot of things running thru my head. Fir...t of all, Janet was a tease of the greatest magnitude. She had maybe the best body at school and liked to show it off. Picking a victim. She would date the guy for a few weeks, lead him around by the nose with an unspoken promise of carnal knowledge and then drop him and move on to her next sucker. She didn't like me because she hadn't been able. “I wonder how big he is”“What’s a rhetorical question?” asked Mercy, “Don’t use big words on me, Julieta, I didn’t graduate high school, remember?”“Oh just shut up, Mercy” Julieta rolled her eyes at her friend and returned her focus on the Irish hunk. “Look he’s walking away, he’s heading towards the garage”“What’s he going to do there?” Mercy asked.“He’s probably going to jack off in the garage, there’s a bathroom there” replied Julieta already walking out of the shrubs, “Come on, let’s follow. M. And so it was that I found myself, dressed in some of my new underwear and clothes, ringing the intercom at Trident Adult Entertainment, at the appointed hour.I'd made a real effort to look younger and sexy, I must confess that I put my date of birth down on the profile as making me forty years old rather than forty-four. I had also re-dyed my hair reddish brown, which was a little longer nowadays, to cover the grey, which was starting to show. I'd taken some time in the morning to apply. Middlesbrough was sufficiently up-to-date (unlike some other nearby towns) to have both Indian and Chinese restaurants, but I thought that the occasion of choosing our first flat deserved better. I’d hardly eaten out at all in the ten months I’d been there – it was foolish to pay Mrs Loftus to feed me, and then miss a meal – but I had heard of a place in town where you could get a pretty good steak. If Julie didn’t fancy that, then I had the option of the hotel where ICI had put me up the night.