I was naked, but not cold in the January weather. I went to my funeral and cried my heart out in the back row, knowing no living soul could hear anyth...ng from me. After I went walking wiping the tears, a thought went through my mind that I wish I had died with a hotter body, abs rock hard and my jugs a triple F. Well when I look down I have abs like a model and my chest is definitely bigger. I wished for my ass to be double its size and it did. Man it was huge: Each cheek was like 3 basketballs. .I stopped horrified at what had just crossed my mind. Fantasy was one thing but I had just given serious consideration to killing Mark. Enough was enough. I resolved that I would stop obsessing over Toni and get her out of my life. That weekend the guys were going clubbing, I would go with them and get a laid by some slut. Then on Monday I would start looking for a new job.Firstly though the cold March wind had done what it normally does and I needed a piss. Luckily there were some public. They must be barely legal and still pretty innocent. Two were blonds and the others were brunettes. Amazing bodies and that horny look on their faces.“Oh my God, it’s so nice to see you!” said Rachel and gave Kelly and then Salma a big hug. She was dressed in skin-tight black lycra shorts that showed her camel toe and a white top that ended just under her ample boobs.“Hi, it’s lovely to see you too,” said Salma. And then continued in a whisper, “thanks for helping us along.”Rachel laughed. “My. That ruined my concentration, and I gave up trying to fit together all the pieces before I had sufficient facts to make it all work.The rest of the night passed slowly. I was awake, no longer drugged out of my mind, and beginning to get restless. By the time I had finished watching Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow give their opinions about the new President and how he would fare, I was ready to watch Road Runner reruns.A very buxom nurse came in to get me ready to sleep. Her method of getting me.