"No." Why not?" It's for girls," I said."No, it's not. Everybody needs to know a little self-defense." I don't need it." I was a guy. What could happe...? I didn't need to fend off jerks like girls did.She wrinkled her face disapprovingly."So why do you spend so much time looking at Matt?" I asked to put the conversation back on her and off of me."I don't!" she protested."You sure seem to notice everything he does." How could someone not notice today?"I laughed. I had her riled up again."You're. " Then with a sigh she added, "Well, darling, shall we go?" Go where?" To my suite, silly," she replied softly. "I guess we could go to your room in the BOQ, but the beds aren't very good and they sure aren't very big. I want you to really enjoy your first time with a woman. Now shall we?" But ... But I don't have anything..." Darling, I have toiletries for you in the bathroom. That's all you'll need for at least the next day or so. Now shall we go?" But what about the check?" It's all taken. .. I'll explain later. Look Pa, act like I told you all about her, like I was all happy about it. Please?" Uh, sure. What do you mean May's?" He focused out for a second then said "Oh... when did that happen?" Uh... May says it's been a while, but she only told me the other day" I said. "Thanks Pa," and I ran back out, shutting the door."What was that about?" Melinda asked when I got back."I just wanted to make sure it was cool... I forgot to tell Pa you guys were sleeping over." Pa once said. He looked up from his newspaper, nodded and went back to it.Suzanne reminded Mr. Oldham about a golfing date they had with another couple. "Let's take Sammy with us," she suggested."I don't think you're ready to play, but you can tag along," he said to me.Getting my first taste of the game sounded better than hanging around the house so I agreed to go. Mr. Oldham instructed me as to what to wear. He also told me to bring a wind breaker, golf shoes and my putter.Suzanne introduced me to the.